THEMES THAT YOU LIKE

Irony Rules My Life

- 19 year old college student
- Writing, reading, tumblring, netflixing
- Supernatural, Angel, Scrubs, How I Met Your Mother, Orange is the New Black
- Mayday Parade, Taylor Swift, Panic! At The Disco, Three Days Grace, All Time Low, Pierce The Veil
- Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, Heroes of Olympus, Artemis Fowl
- Jared Padalecki, Jensen Ackles, Misha Collins, Adam Sandler, Logan Lerman
- Surprisingly in a relationship (My boyfriend has fanfiction green eyes!)

city-glow-after-dark:

mahlarchuck:

atlasnerd:

swaginageorge:

seeing a hot guy walk by like

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Reblogging for the sheer hilarity of the gif.

It would be a mistake not to

"Four score and one booty ago damn that’s a fine ass"

(via greenturnip)

strivingking:

When you’re feeling down and out, REAL friends be like

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(via greenturnip)

tokingwitharafat:

a story from my dad the lawyer

when my dad was in his mid 20s and just starting out as a lawyer he had a client who was accused of being a pimp…the client asked him what he should wear to court and my dad says “just normal business clothes”

the man showed up in a lavender suit, alligator shoes, and an old school fedora with a feather in it

the jury convicted him in ten minutes

(Source: theanunnakiconnection, via greenturnip)

I wonder if our animals give us names that we don’t know about

23. July 2014

onceuponawholockfannibal:

theotheristhedoctor:

fandoms-are-my-one-true-love:

assbutt-wizard-in-the-tardis:

like

Dog: Oh you got  new owner!

Cat: Yeah. She picked me up from the pound yesterday

Dog: She is so cute! What did you name her?

Cat: Steve.

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wow over the hedge fandom long time no see

(via rachkin)